Back in LA
Humor, Life Matters No Comments »Well, here I am, back in Louisiana for work. It’s been an adventure, as usual. Before I left for the trip, my assistant gave me some advice: bring an umbrella. She is from this area and probably knows the deal with the weather.
So after packing my suitcase to the maximum capacity, I arrived at the airport. As I pulled that 40 pound baby out of the car, my umbrella fell out from the back seat. I couldn’t fit another thing in the bag and didn’t feel like carrying an umbrella around all day, so I said “forget it” and tossed it back into the car.
I had a layover in Charlotte, NC and as I was waiting there I saw several women carrying large hat boxes. I was thinking that maybe they had been to a wedding show or something, but later heard one of the men in the group talking about horses. I realized they had been at the Kentucky Derby. I have wanted to go to see the run for the roses ever since I was young. Maybe one day I will be the one carrying my hat box at the airport!
I finally arrived in Baton Rouge and made my way to the car rental counter. As I walked toward the counter, the clerk greeted me by my name. I thought that was pretty cool, until I remembered that it was 6pm on a Sunday and I had a reservation. So I guess the guy was expecting me. Still, for one moment I felt special!
I completed the rental stuff and walked outside to a wall of heat and humidity so thick that it took my breath away. The windshield on the rental was dirty, so I turned the wipers on and spent several minutes trying to figure out how to get the washer and wipers to work right. The car has one of those keyless starters, which kind of freaked me out, but I finally figured that out too. I was ready to move on.
Two minutes later, as I drove out of the airport, it started to rain. Not a nice gentle rain, but a full fledged downpour! I was glad that I had figured out how to get the wipers on. Then I realized that I had NOT taken my assistant’s advice: I hadn’t brought the umbrella!
I walked into the hotel looking like God knows what, and the front desk receptionist must have felt bad for me. I asked if I could have a room
similar to the one I had the last time I stayed here: one in the middle
section and not near any elevators or stairwells where people would make noise. She ended up giving me what she called an “upgrade,” which meant I was moved up one floor. The shower also has one more head, for a total of three. I really don’t know why anyone needs three shower heads, but apparently that’s part of the “executive” upgrade package.
After unpacking I decided to try out that shower. And discovered that I really did enjoy the different sprays, but I only turned on two of the heads. After all, two heads are better than one!
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