Local Newspapers Provide Fodder For My Blog
Humor 1 Comment »I’ve been reading the local newspaper since I’ve been in the Midwest because: 1) I have the time and 2) I look for jobs and relevant news articles in them.
One thing I’ve noticed here is that the obituaries are different. More than just the boilerplate language such as “John Doe, 45, of Anytown, died yesterday at Our Medical Center,” the obituaries here are much more detailed.
Some obituaries actually resemble short stories, detailing the life of the person who died in a more personal manner. Such stories begin like “John Doe, beloved father and brother, went to be with his precious Lord after living a wonderful and long life here on earth.” Then the story continues with the list of accomplishments and sometimes Thank You’s to people who helped the person throughout his life. I never thought I’d say this about obituaries, but the ones here are actually an interesting read, and I don’t even know the people!
Other news that makes the newspapers here are also quite interesting.
There’s been an on-going situation here with a woman who lost her cat. Actually, the cat isn’t lost as much as it was stolen. Apparently the woman’s neighbor didn’t like the cat. After the cat went missing, the neighbor was overheard telling someone that she “trapped” the cat and took it miles away, then dumped it near a lake in the area. The cat owner called the police and the neighbor has been charged with a misdemeanor. The case hasn’t gone to court yet, so I’ll keep you posted on the outcome!
SIDE NOTE: I probably won’t keep you posted on that, but aren’t you curious now?
There was an article in the paper about a man who was in jail on drug possession and distribution charges. He shared an apartment with another guy. When the police came, he told them that the drugs were not his, but his roommate’s.
The unusual part of the story is that the man is a lawyer. Well, I guess I should state that he “was” a lawyer. He’s now lost his license to practice law in the state and is due for trial soon. Word to the wise, if your roommate has drugs in the house, you are also “in possession” of those if you pay the rent.
Another story involving drugs (marijuana this time) struck me as funny. A man was driving his car and was pulled over for failing to stop at a stop sign. The police discovered that there was a lot of marijuana in the car. The man was arrested and charged with possession. He told the police that he “used to sell,” but doesn’t any more and that he simply “forgot” the pot was still in his car! Now the man faces drug trafficking, intent to distribute and many other charges!
But one of the oddest stories came with today’s newpaper. It was an article about a woman who used checks from her ex-husband’s checking account. The excuse for her fraudulent checks? Her dog ate her checks, and she needed to buy some things!
A few of the advertisements in the papers are quite interesting also. Today I saw an ad for Ghost Busters.
I’m not kidding. You can make this stuff up, but I didn’t. It was all there among the black and white pages of the local newspapers.
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